Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, I sat on a garbage can, and she told me to get off her roof.

Q: How do you sink a Polish ship?A: Put it in water.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.

Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Yo’ Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.

Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin?A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, “DING DONG!”

Q: Why do men have holes in their penises?A: To get oxygen to their brains.