Q: How’d the redneck get lost in space?A: He rolled down the window to spit out his chaw.

Two ladies, a Yankee and a Southern Belle, are sitting next to each other on a plane. The Southern Belle turns to the Yankee and asks, “So, where y’all from?”The Yankee replies, “I am from a place where we do not end our sentences with a preposition.”Without missing a beat, …

Yo’ Mama is so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: In a catalogue.

Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she’s suing the Velcro makers for personal injury.

Yo’ Mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug burn.

Yo’ Mama is so hairy, her knees have bangs.

Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she goes to the barber for a chest trim.

Yo’ Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.

Yo’ Mama is so flat, she tattooed “Front” on her chest.