Yo’ Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

If my pants aren’t at my ankles, don’t open your mouth!

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she decided to get a water bed, she bought bedding for Lake Superior.

You are so small that when it rains, you are the last to know.

Yo’ sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo’ Mama.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.

Q: What sexual positions make the ugliest babies?A: I don’t know — ask Yo’ Mama.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she votes in her very own district.

Never say anything about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes – because then you are a mile away and you’ve got his shoes and you can say whatever the hell you want about him

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.