Yo’ Mama’s hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stretch Marks
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the bath tub.
Přečíst celý »Say It To My Face
“Why don’t you say that to my face?” “Turn around.”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stomach
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her stomach gets home 30 minutes before she does.
Přečíst celý »Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Honest Senator
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest senator and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a $100 dollar bill. Who gets it?A: The old drunk, of course — the other three don’t exist.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stock Market
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Přečíst celý »Sam Tripoli: Having a Furry Back
Nobody likes us, nobody. Try to go down to the beach, take your shirt off. Babies start crying, women in the corner are puking — ‘Why isn’t that dog on a leash?’
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Tongue
Yo’ Mama’s breath is so stanky, it’s like her tongue farted.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Starving Sumo
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look malnourished.
Přečíst celý »Safe Sex Lawyers
Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?A: Their personalities.
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