They do have weird ads. That one with the mother and daughter on the beach — ‘Mom, why do they have douche?’ Why don’t you ask the pelicans that are following you?

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has shocks on her toilet.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctors thought the placenta was her twin.

Here’s the worst moment on the phone — somebody calls you with a wrong number; then they call you back again to verify their stupidity. They should have special equipment for this: retard redial.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the only thing she turns on is the TV.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.

Why are there only 12 Republicans in heaven? If there were any more, it’d be hell.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets paid to visit Sea World.