Q: What do Rednecks call four empty Cool Whip containers on a table? A: Salad bowls

Yo’ Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.

Wouldn’t it be so cool if you can go somewhere for a day and keep the accent like Madonna does?

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes Richard Simmons lose his enthusiasm.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was a kid, they fed her with a slingshot.

Black people think that everything’s subliminal. I was at the grocery store yesterday; black dude was in the same aisle I was in. I said, ‘Excuse me, can you tell me where the barbeque sauce is at?’ He said, ‘Why? ‘Cause I’m black?’ I said, ‘No, ’cause you got some …

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s banned from all-you-can-eat restaurants.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her shadow runs away from her.

I went to the Reagan Library today. It’s very nice; it’s very roomy. It’s not cluttered with books except for the ones he’s read, and that one’s being checked out. It’s the Reader’s Digest condensed version of ‘The Cat in the Hat.’

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.