Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes rainbows sad.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?A: It depends how hard you throw them.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she wears a polka dot dress, people play Twister.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she once got stuck between the North and South Pole.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the alarm went off when she walked out of the pet store.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses a soccer field for a pool table.

I saw a lady a few weeks ago at my gym… She was on the stationary bike, wearing a helmet. I was like, I have to do something here to mess with her; there’s gotta be something I can do. I started looking around. I went to the pool, and …

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.