Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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No Returns
I don’t know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… NASA
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets her dildos from NASA.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… House of Mirrors
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she walked into a house of mirrors and had 700 years of bad luck.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Movies
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Horse
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse’s ass flapping in the breeze.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Missing Navel
Yo’ Mama is so fat, they sent out a search party to find her belly button.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Her Face
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her face looks like her neck took a crap on her shoulders.
Přečíst celý »Monkey Brains
Q: You are in a room with three monkeys. One holds a banana, one holds a book, and one holds a pencil. Who is the smartest primate in the room? A: Hopefully you.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Milk Dud
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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