Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.

A mime is walking aimlessly through a forest.A tree falls on him.Does anyone care?

Yo’ Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, “Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo’ Mama.”

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

They don’t get the philosophy jokes in Alabama. They think Descartes is the thing you put before de-horse.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, you need a map to pass her on the street.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I can’t even describe her ’cause I’m too scared to look.