Q: How are men like lava lamps? A: They’re fun to look at, but they’re not that bright.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t lift her own spirit.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn’t know which end to slap.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor charged extra for having to touch her.

I think a bitch is a kind of woman who would wear a mirror on the back of her skirt so you can see what kind of fool you are when she tells you to kiss her ass.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she walks down the street, her legs bargain with each other: “You let me go, I’ll let you pass”; “You let me go, I’ll let you pass.”

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, yo’ dad only takes her out on Halloween.

Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she when wears leather pants to a party, people sit on her booty thinking it’s a couch.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she stuck her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies.