Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went swimming, she got harpooned.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she’s going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.

Q: What is the definition of a “lucky break”?A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.Q: What is the definition of a “crying shame”?A: There was an empty seat.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she cut herself shaving, gravy poured out.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, they use her face to make animal crackers.

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child.”The woman worriedly asks, “What’s wrong with it?”The doctor says, “There’s nothing really wrong with it, it’s just a little different. It’s a hermaphrodite.”The woman …

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, cops stop her to ask if she reported the accident.