Last week I was in Mobile, Alabama — very glad to be here. There are mutants in Mobile. They got social mutants. They got rednecks wanting to be yuppies, couldn’t quite make that crossover. Bought BMWs, put mud-tires on ’em. Know what I’m talking about? Porsches with rifle-racks. Deep-fried sushi. …
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Got Lost
Yo’ Mama is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a “Yo’ Grandmama Is So Stupid” joke book.
Přečíst celý »Louis Ramey: Fidel Castro
Our closest enemy is Castro. Anybody scared of Castro? Nah. It’s like pissing off the slow kid in school.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Google Maps
Yo’ Mama is so fat, you can spot her on Google Maps.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Wu-tang
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Přečíst celý »Liverpool Football
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Goodyear
Yo’ Mama is so fat, Goodyear wanted to fly her over the Super Bowl.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Window Seat
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she didn’t want the window seat on her flight because she thought the breeze might mess up her hair.
Přečíst celý »Lenny Clarke: Ugly Couple on the Beach
I’m an honest guy. I was on the beach on the way up here, and I saw these two ugly people. I went up to them and said, ‘Hey, you’re not gonna have any kids, are ya? You gotta think ahead.’
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