Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she gave her neighbor a blow job because she thought it would help his unemployment.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she’s gathered full sweaters.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate a TV dinner and choked on the antenna.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when I asked her to turn on the TV, she started stripping.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the local gym referred her to an evangelical church where they have a better chance of performing miracles.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.