Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?A: They don’t become so attached to the lawyers.
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Family Tree
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke the family tree.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Spitball
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought spitball was a sport.
Přečíst celý »Lawyer and Sperm
Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?A: Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Falling Over
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Speed Limit
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when the officer told her she broke the speed limit, she offered to fix it.
Přečíst celý »Law School Graduation Gift
Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from law school?A: A lobotomy.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Estimate
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, instead of a menu, she gets an estimate.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Speed Dial
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Přečíst celý »Laughing Washing Machine
Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the pants.
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