Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she hit rock bottom, she started to dig.

Comics are making fun of Asian people. It’s not right. They know I’m goin’ on the show. What’s up with that? We’re the only minority that gets made fun of while we’re still in the room.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any better jokes on this site?

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she steps on a dollar and makes four quarters.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she took her remote control to the movies.

How do you not see that coming? Don’t you gradually get fatter? It’s not Willy Wonka and that blueberry girl, where you just blow up overnight. If you’re walking out of your house sideways ’cause you’re too fat, make a mental note, alright?

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.