Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a mirror on the TV screen so she could watch a reality show.

Q: What do you call a virgin from Kentucky?A: An only child.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got more crack than a drug dealer.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she holds onto quarters tightly in case the the eagles on them fly away.

My fellow men and women in other cars — I’m calling them horrible names. Sometimes I think I’m losing my mind. I think this cannot be rational behavior. I mean, is it rational to cast dispersions on the man’s intelligence in the car in front of me and then accuse …

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

Q: How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn’t exist?A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets turned on reading a cook book.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.

They’ve opened up a new casino for people on welfare. When you put a food stamp in the slot machine and it lands on three babies, you win a block of cheese!