That’s just what we need because humans haven’t made up enough reasons to hate one another. Along with race, nationality, gender, sexual preference, religious or cultural differences — now, if you’re born in June, you’re a prick.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she sweats bacon grease.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she needs a recipe to make ice cubes.

My buddy Brian had a kid a few years ago, and he comes to me this summer and he goes, ‘Man, my son just flunked the third grade. I don’t know how to tell my kid he’s going to be held back a year.’ I was like, ‘I guess you …

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a book on how to read.

I’m tired of all these old people joining Facebook. It’s not for you. All I’m saying is, I don’t want to go on Facebook and be invited to be a fan of ‘The Andy Griffith Show.’

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she joined the army, her nickname was “Trenches.”

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought “harass” was two words.

I’m a geek, but you know what? I’m not a nerd. And there is a difference. Allow me to explain. A geek is the kind of person that’ll stand in line to see the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie. That’s me, that’s how I roll… Now a …