Yo’ Mama is so fat, she got busted at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.
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Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Gumball Machine
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she argued with a gumball machine for not taking her food stamps.
Přečíst celý »Jackie Guerra: Don’t Look Mexican
She’s like, ‘OK, you are Mexican, correct? If so, why don’t you look Mexican?’ I’m like, ‘Oh, I’m sorry. I left my leaf blower in the dorm.’
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… 7-Eleven
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she went into 7-Eleven and didn’t come out until 11:07.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Free Samples
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
Přečíst celý »Jackass
Q. Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic? A. Show me your license.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… . Stair Master
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Free Press
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she stole the free press.
Přečíst celý »J. Anthony Brown: Barry White Diet
He said what he did was take all of his clothes off, and he stood naked in front of the mirror. I said, ‘That’s a damn good diet.’ I think I could lose weight, too, if I saw Barry White naked, huh? Like, ‘You hungry?’ ‘No man, I just saw …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Road Sign
Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she left her car at a stop sign because it never changed to “go.”
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