Q: Why can’t Helen Keller drive?A: She’s a woman.

Yo’ Mama is so bald, when you rub her head, you can see into the future.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought a walk-in closet came with legs.

Yo’ Mama is so bald, she has to use rice for rollers.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a haircut.

One night, God visits a preacher.The preacher has one question, “What is Heaven like?”God replies, “Heaven is like a city. It has the best of everything. For example, the French are the chefs, the Italians are the lovers, the English are the policeman, the Germans are the mechanics, and the …

Yo’ Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention. The Harvard graduate said, “Didn’t they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?” The Yale grad responded, “They taught us not to piss on our hands.”

Yo’ Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we’re all screwed.