Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a military academy.

Yo’ Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.

Where’d you get that? Get what? That stupid look on your face!

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she needs a recipe to boil water.

Yo’ Mama is like a pool table: put in 50 cents and she’ll rack your balls.

This guy picked up a dumb hitchhiker, and he said, ‘Before we go any place, there might be something wrong with my right rear blinker. Will you go back there and check it?’ The guy went back there. He said, ‘Is it working?’ The real dumb hitchhiker said, ‘Yes, it …

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.

Yo’ Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.

Every gym, the water fountain situation — always the same. There’s always one water fountain everybody uses, then there’s one three feet below it, next to it, no one touches. Who’s it for? What little midget treasure trolls at your gym?

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks Bill Gates is another name for toll booths.