Yo’ Mama is like McDonald’s: over 90 billion served.

I was at a club in San Francisco… and I hear, way in the back of the room, this: ‘You suck. Get off the stage. You stink.’ The thing that bugged me about it was I heard it, but also, I comped these people in to see the show for …

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she calls beepers collect.

Yo’ Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she’s back to her corner.

Have you ever dialed the wrong number, and instead of hanging up the phone, you try to scare the person on the other end of the line? I was calling this friend of mine the other day. I go, ‘Hi, is Jane there?’ He goes, ‘No, for crying out loud. …

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

Yo’ Mama is like a hardware store: 25 cents for a screw.

People come up to me, and they say, ‘Gene, certainly comedy can’t be your main source of income.’

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants.

Yo’ Mama is like a gas station: pump and pay.