He goes, ‘I’m sorry. My gardener’s Mexican. He doesn’t look or act anything like you.’ I said, ‘That’s a coincidence because my landlord’s a moron, and you guys dress totally different.’

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought asphalt was a rectal disorder.

Yo’ Mama is like a fast food: full of fat and only a buck.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she filled out a job application, and where it said, “Don’t Write Below This Line,” she wrote, “OK!”

Q; What do you call a person who likes to hang around with musicians? A: A drummer.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” so she turned around and went home.

Yo’ Mama is like a door knob: everybody gets a turn.

I grew up in an Italian family. Kinda strange, my mother taught me how to shave.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put the air conditioner in backwards so she could chill outside.

Yo’ Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.