Yo’ Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won’t pick her up.
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Yo Mama…Web 2.0
Yo Mama’s so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Shower
Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she has to run around the shower to get the water to hit her.
Přečíst celý »Yo Mama…Sorry
Yo mama’s so sorry she missed your birthday last week, she bought you a cake so big you gotta eat it twice to have it once!
Přečíst celý »Feel Like a Woman
A plane is passing through a storm when a wing is struck by lightning. One woman freaks out and screams, “I’m too young to die! I want my last minutes of life to be satisfying. I’ve had plenty of sex, but I’ve never been fulfilled. Is there anyone on this …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Laptop
Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she broke both legs trying to use a laptop.
Přečíst celý »Yo Mama…Polite
Yo mama’s so polite, she once held the door for a week!
Přečíst celý »Fat Chat
Q: What did one fat person say to the other? A: Who cares? They’re both fat.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Jelly Beans
Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she eats jelly beans, tabloids report on her “baby bump.”
Přečíst celý »Yo Mama… Christmas Corner
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner – so she went looking for it.
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