I would like to begin by clearing up a misconception. Apparently, some people think that just because I’m a dork that that automatically means that I have to be a loser. Let me tell you something — that is a coincidence.

Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.

Yo’ mama so ugly, they give her an extra 364 days for Halloween!

Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she could sell her spit to a sperm bank.

Your mama’s so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.

Q: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s roster, God calls Satan; “It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer.”“Yeah,” Satan replies. “All the more for me!”God replies, “You better send them up here immediately.”Satan says, “No way. I’m keeping them.”God says, …

Yo Mama’s so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it’ll still be doggie-style.