Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?A: About three pounds, including the urn.
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A Good Point
If I want to hear from an a**hole, I’ll fart!
Přečíst celý »A Clean Idiot
Q: What do you call a clean idiot? A: Soap on a dope.
Přečíst celý »411
You’re so stupid that you had to call 411 to get the number for 911.
Přečíst celý »Zhivago Blea: No Special Powers
I got no special powers. I can turn water into pee, that’s it.
Přečíst celý »Your Pants
Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the railroad tracks, and the first bum, Fred, thought he smelled a nasty old smell. He asked his companion, Jeff, ”Did you s**t your pants?” ”Hell no,” Jeff said.
Přečíst celý »You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo?
What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
Přečíst celý »You Can’t Stop The Voodoo
A businessman was about to go on a long business trip, and was worried that his wife would cheat on him while he was gone. So to prevent this, he visited the local sex shop in order to buy his wife a vibrator to keep her occupied in his absence. …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama… Red Lobster
Yo’ Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Teeth
Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, when she burps, her teeth shiver.
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