Yo’ Mama is so uptight, when she farts, only dogs can hear it.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she saw a “Wet Floor” sign and did what it said.

Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.

Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.

Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.