Yo’ Mama is so poor, the last time she had a hot meal was when a rich man farted.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she bit off your daddy’s toe ’cause she saw a corn on it.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I stepped on a cockroach crawling across her floor, she said, “Now what do we do for supper?”

Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, “Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!”

Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, “Fourth bottle from the left.”

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, I asked what was for dinner, she spread her legs and said, “Tuna surprise.”

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.