Yo’ Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, “Corns.”

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her vagina’s in the Axis of Evil.