Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke wind at a cookout and started a forest fire.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.

Yo’ Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn’t be enough to stink.

Yo’ Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don’t check out.

Yo’ Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn’t change her pad for three periods.

Yo’ Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.