Yo’ mama’s breath so nasty, I don’t know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!

Your mama so nasty, that after we had phone sex I got an ear infection!

What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!

A young priest is unhappy with how little money his congregation contributes every week to the collection plate. So decides to try a new tack and hypnotize them, using Father Matthews’ priceless pocket watch. Thus hypnotized, they all give the five bucks he asked them too. Pumped by his success, …

Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or a big lunch, the outcome is the same: Farts. Seventy percent of the time, we can dispense freely. The other 30% of the time, such as at work, we have some tough decisions to make. This document is intended to …

Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin?A: Relative humidity.

Q: What’s the similarity between a woman and dog poop?A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Q: Why do women pass less gas than men?A: Because women don’t keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure.

There was a young lady from Ealing, who had a peculiar feeling. She lay on her back, opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling.

A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first? The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!