Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.

Q: What do puppies and gynecologists have in common? A: Wet noses.

Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?A: A soggy butt.

What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch d**k? A pain in the ass!

What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft was …

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ”May I borrow a highlighter?” 2. ”Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. ”Hmmm, I’ve never seen that …

A guy walks into a store. He goes up to the clerk and holds up his hand. In his hand he’s holding a big pile of crap. He looks at the clerk with the biggest expression of relief and says, ”Whew, that was close. Look what I almost stepped in.”

A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman’s vagina. In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital. When they got there the doctor said, “The only way I can …

A good looking woman walks into a bar wearing a tube top. She raises her hand to signal the bartender for a beer, revealing that she does not shave her armpits.Meanwhile, a sloppy drunk on the other side of the bar signals the bartender, “Buy that ballerina over there a …