Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask St. Peter if they can still be married.“Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back.”Six months pass and Peter returns. “Yes, we can …
Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
Hayes MacArthur: Long Term Relationship
By ‘long term,’ I mean you’re having sex with the same person twice a week with no condom.
Přečíst celý »Happy Cole: How Men Show Emotions
Ladies always say that men are not sensitive, we don’t feel things like you do. See, that’s not what it is. We just show our emotion in a different manner. I was going out with this girl a long time ago, had a little argument about the relationship. She yelled …
Přečíst celý »Greg Hahn: Make Me Jealous
I’m amazed at how far the women will go to try to make me jealous. This one girl I used to date, she’s married now, she has three kids — I see right through that.
Přečíst celý »Good Times Honeymoon
A newlywed couple goes on their honeymoon. Two days into the weeklong trip, the wife goes to the front desk and demands a car to take her to the airport.A few hours later, the husband strolls past the front desk.The manager asks why his wife has left the island. “Were …
Přečíst celý »Give Him What He Wants
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple in their bedroom. The husband turned to his wife and whispered, “Honey, this guy hasn’t seen action in years. If he wants sex, I think it’s best to just go along with it and pretend you like …
Přečíst celý »Gerard Guillory: Girlfriend as Number Two
As long as the power button to the PlayStation is in the ‘on’ position, she just slipped to number two on your list of priorities. And no woman wants to slip. She don’t wanna be behind your mama, your friends, your career — certainly not John Madden.
Přečíst celý »Gerard Guillory: Even If You Don’t Have a Job
If you live with a woman and she has a job and you do not have a job, when she gets up to go to work, you get up and do something — anything. Just put some work boots on and sit on the porch until she leaves. Get your …
Přečíst celý »George Miller: Trust, but Verify
Reagan would always say something I never understood when he was talking about the Russians: ‘Trust, but verify’ — which, to me, makes no sense. If I trust my girlfriend when she says she was home by herself last night, I don’t have to verify by checking up — which …
Přečíst celý »Geoff Keith: Three Requirements
I only have three requirements when it comes to girls. Ready? One: are you a girl? Have you always been a girl? And, if not, can you keep a secret?
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