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Měsíční archivy: July 2016

Vampire Date

“Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?” asked one vampire. “Oh, I thought we’d go to the movies, and then get a quick bite.”

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Valentine’s Day Surprise

A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine’s Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad’s lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I really …

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Under the Influence

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ”I screwed your mom last night!” Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him. Again, he hears, ”Your mom was good in bed last night!” Again, he tries to ignore it. The man …

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Ty Barnett: Paranoid Safety

Being paranoid will save your life — ’cause that’s the difference between hooking up with the first thing you see, or saying, ‘Hey, that may not be a beauty mark on your lip. And, if it is, it looks like you’ve got another one coming in.’

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