Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn’t know if he was coming or going.
Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
Very Robust Zacklies
“Where did you get those zacklies?” “Zacklies?” “Yeah, your breath smells zacklie like your butt!”
Přečíst celý »Vampire Date
“Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?” asked one vampire. “Oh, I thought we’d go to the movies, and then get a quick bite.”
Přečíst celý »Vampire Bar
Q: How do you know you’re in a vampire bar?A: There’s a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
Přečíst celý »Valentine’s Day Surprise
A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine’s Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad’s lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I really …
Přečíst celý »Urethra vs. Garden Hose
Q: What’s the difference between a urethra and a garden hose? A: Well, let me tell you, there’s a vas deferens…
Přečíst celý »Unwanted Compliment
Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
Přečíst celý »Underbite
How can you tell if you have an underbite? You’re eating p***y and it tastes like s**t!
Přečíst celý »Under the Influence
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ”I screwed your mom last night!” Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him. Again, he hears, ”Your mom was good in bed last night!” Again, he tries to ignore it. The man …
Přečíst celý »Ty Barnett: Paranoid Safety
Being paranoid will save your life — ’cause that’s the difference between hooking up with the first thing you see, or saying, ‘Hey, that may not be a beauty mark on your lip. And, if it is, it looks like you’ve got another one coming in.’
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