Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea? It’s all over town.

From an article in the Wall Street Journal, about the Dutch firm that has been hired to manage the International Arrivals Building at New York’s John F. Kennedy Airport:

Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.

Q: What is the definition of cheeky? A: Pissing through your next-door neighbor’s letter box, then a few minutes later ringing their doorbell and asking how far it went!

One day two deaf-mutes meet on the street. They had been friends in school but had lost touch over time. They used sign language to catch up on old times. Through the course of conversation one of the deaf-mutes learned the other had learned to speak and was no longer …

A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece of cork up his ass. ”Why do you have a cork up your ass?” ”Well, it’s a long story. But one day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a bottle and woke up a …

Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, “I’ll start at the head, you start at the feet.” They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, “Hey, how’s it going?” The other replies, “I’m having …

A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink. The bartender serves him and asks, “Mind if I ask why’d ya kiss your horse on the butt?” The cowboy …

I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It’s all coming back to me now.

An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase their most see-through item for his wife. After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $600 and brought it home for his wife to try on. She took it upstairs and realized …