Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
Shipwreck’d
Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next man in line will marry …
Přečíst celý »Sharper Than a Ginsu
What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn’t even leave a hole.
Přečíst celý »Shaking Things Up
An old woman walks into a sex shop, shaking.
Přečíst celý »Sex You Up
3 Stages of Sex: 1. House Sex – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room. 2. Bedroom Sex – After you’ve been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom. 3. Hall Sex – After you’ve been married …
Přečíst celý »Seek and Ye Shall Find…
On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver’s ear. She said, ”Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!” The driver didn’t think much of her complaint, but promised he would check into it …
Přečíst celý »Search & Destroy
Q: What is the thing that you keep on looking for, but when you find it, you throw it away? A: A booger.
Přečíst celý »Scratchy Lottery
A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them and asked them what they wanted. The couple asked for a couple of lottery tickets. He gave the tickets to them, and they paid for them. The husband looked confused again. He asked the …
Přečíst celý »Science Fiction Porn Titles
Alien Haserection The Adventures of Prudo Snatch
Přečíst celý »Saving Her Butt
A man decided to paint the toilet while his wife was away. His wife came home sooner than he expected, used the toilet, and got the seat stuck to her rear.Distraught, she asked her husband to unscrew the seat and drive her to the doctor.When they got to the doctor’s …
Přečíst celý »