Two men both drag their right feet as they walk.As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, “Vietnam, 1969.” The other points his thumb behind him and says, “Dog crap, 20 feet back.”

Joe frequently attends his church Bingo club, and every week, a gag door prize is given out. One week, Joe is presented with a toilet brush. “What the hell is this?'” he asks the pastor. “Why, it’s a toilet brush.” “Oh, I see,” says Joe. A couple weeks later, the …

A woman walks into her doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I need to lose weight fast.” The doctor replies, “Instead of putting food in your mouth, try putting it up your butt.” Two months later, she comes in and says, “Doctor, it’s a dream come true. I’m half the size …

Some advice for guys: When the red river’s flowin’, take the dirt road.

Two cannibals are eating dinner, and one says, “I hate my mother-in-law.” The other replies, “Well, just eat your noodles then.”

Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!

Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? He’s been feeling down in the dumps.

Q: What is the definition of agony? A: A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.

Two hunters were stalking through the forest when one said to the other that he has to take a dump. His friend replies, “Well, go in the bushes.” “What should I use to wipe my ass?” he asks. “Use a dollar bill,” his friend says. A few minutes later, the …

Shouldn’t they put the words ‘men’ and ‘women’ on the bathroom doors? Just ‘men’ and ‘women.’ Sometimes, they get creative: they do pictures and symbols, and you’ve got to guess which one you are. People hate that. They have a few beers, and then they get down there, they’re just …