Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.

Yo’ Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate her food stamps.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks Cheerios are donut seeds.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, “Look, my alphabet soup spells ‘Ooooo.'”

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people’s fingers.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.