I go running when I have to — like when the ice cream truck is going 60, or I need a lift to the bakery.
Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
Walks Into a Bar… Menu
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:Cheese Sandwich: $1.50Chicken Sandwich: $2.50Hand Job: $10.00He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.“Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” he asks.“Yes,” she purrs. “I am.”“Well, wash your frickin’ hands,” says the man. “I want …
Přečíst celý »Walks Into a Bar… Cheese Sandwich
A man walks into a bar with a cheese sandwich under his arm. “A pint of Guinness for me and the cheese sandwich,” he says to the barman.“I’m sorry, sir,” replies the barman, “we don’t serve food in here.”
Přečíst celý »Viking Booty Call… Lips
Mmmmm… your lips taste like salted fish.
Přečíst celý »Victoria Jackson: Family Restaurant
My husband, he goes, ‘Hooters is a family restaurant.’ And I go, ‘What do you think I am — stupid? It has an owl theme: hoot, hoot.’ And he goes, ‘No, they have really good wings.’ And I go, ‘Oh, well, I go to this place called Balls. It’s a …
Přečíst celý »Vanessa Hollingshead: Shopping for a Little Black Dress
You ever go shopping for a really cute, little, sexy black dress — and you come home with an extra-large pepperoni pizza?
Přečíst celý »Under the Apron
Q: What does the baker have under his apron?A: Dough nuts.
Přečíst celý »Two sausages were frying in a pan
Two sausages were frying in a frying pan. One says to the other, “Damn, it’s hot in here” The other said, “Oh my God! A talking sausage!”
Přečíst celý »Two pretzels walk into a bar and one is …
Two pretzels walk into a bar and one is assaulted.
Přečíst celý »Truck Driver & The Bikers
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.One grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker’s coffee, and …
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