Workaholism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.
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Dat Phan: Old Fashioned Mom
I don’t think she’s racist, but I think she’s old fashioned, you know? And she doesn’t know how to, like, talk about it with me. She’s like, ‘Dat Phan, you like the soup? Eat the soup. Right there. You like the soup? Why you date the white girl?’
Přečíst celý »Danny Bevins: Marriage Is Not a Job
Some people say the hardest job is marriage. Marriage is not a job; marriage is a hobby. Dating while you’re married — that’s a job. I don’t want to work that hard. I’m not looking for the overtime.
Přečíst celý »Dan Sally: What Committed Relationships Are About
I’ve learned that being in a really committed relationship, it’s about compromise, but it’s also about knowing what you want and getting that out of it. Like, for instance, I’ve told her I can’t go through with the wedding unless our song is ‘The Monster Mash.’ And that’s gotten me …
Přečíst celý »Dan Naturman: New York Chicks
You New York chicks are high-maintenance… I’m not saying you’re not worth it, I’m saying I ain’t got it.
Přečíst celý »Dan Naturman: A Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. I’ve found with a ’96 Geo, you’re not getting the top-quality booty.
Přečíst celý »Dan Cronin: Wife’s Great Trick
One of the things I was worried about: moving in with my wife. I was worried that it wouldn’t be as fun as living with my roommates because they used to play practical jokes on me. It was such a blast. But my wife is just as much fun. She …
Přečíst celý »Damon Williams: Your Woman on the Phone
The phone rings; she answers. The party on the other end hangs up. What the first thing y’all say, ladies? ‘That was your woman on the phone.’ Happened to me one day. I’m leaving home. My girl said, ‘Tell your bitch I said hello.’ I said, ‘Hello!’
Přečíst celý »Damon Williams: Wastin’ Money on Strippers
I’m like, ‘You wastin’ all this money on this woman. You can’t touch her; you can’t take her home — what are you gettin’ out of this?’ So, he try to tell me, like it’s logical: ‘Well, for me, strippers — they fulfill a fantasy.’ So I asked him, ‘Well, …
Přečíst celý »Cory Kahaney: Lawyer Husband Rip-Off
I married a lawyer, which I know sounds very impressive. Every girl dreams, when they grow up, they’re gonna marry a doctor, marry a lawyer. But me, I had to marry the only lawyer in America with a conscience. I didn’t marry the cutthroat, ruthless, gimme-all-your-money lawyer. No, I married …
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