A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, “What’s that?” “That’s my little red sports car,” said the little boy. The little boy looked down and said, “What’s that?” “That’s my little red sports car garage,” said the little girl. …
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The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome
The seven dwarves are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city. After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the Pope. Grumpy, for once, seems to have a lot to say. He keeps asking the Pontiff questions about the church and, in particular, the …
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The Seven Dwarfs were sitting in a tub feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.
Přečíst celý »The Seven Dents
What’s red with seven dents in it? Snow White’s cherry.
Přečíst celý »The Same Advice
One man is walking a tightrope. Another man is getting a blow job from a 90-year-old woman.What do the men have in common?In order to succeed, both must follow the same advice: don’t look down.
Přečíst celý »The Salesman’s Scoreboard
A travelling salesman is out in the country selling his wares. He is in the middle of nowhere when his car breaks down, he leaves the car and starts walking and reaches a small farm house. He knocks and a middle aged man opens the door. The salesman asks him …
Přečíst celý »The Russian Pretzel
Three Americans were up against a very large Russian in a wrestling meet. They were nervous because he had a famous move called “The Russian Pretzel,” which often landed his opponents in the hospital. When the first American caught a glimpse of him, he said, “Coach, he’s HUGE. I’m scared.” …
Přečíst celý »The Royal Honeymoon
On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie gets dressed and realizes that she forgot her shoes. Panic sets in until her sister loans her another pair of shoes. Unfortunately they are a bit too small and at the end of the night Sophie’s feet are in agony.The …
Přečíst celý »The Rich Man’s Daughter
One day, a guy was approached by a rich man who said, “If you marry my daughter, I will give you my house and all of my money.” Sure enough the guy says yes. The rich man then warned him that his daughter had been in a terrible car accident …
Přečíst celý »The Rich Lady and her Butler
A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw the butler was still home and sitting in the front room. The rich lady approaches the butler and requests that he remove her …
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