Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine? A: Nothing…..you get what you paid for.

What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant?A: She blew it both times.

Every day after work two blondes would look for their cars together. Since they could never remember where they parked, they would sit around until all the cars were gone and they could spot their vehicles.One blonde says “We need to find a faster way to get home.”The next day, …

Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible. When they get to the car, they realize they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stand there and …

Want to hear two blonde jokes? Listen to Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake.

Q: Why is a blonde’s top speed 68 mph?A: Because at 69 she blows a rod.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, “Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.” The brunette says, “I’ve been stuck here …

A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men.Completely shocked, he shouts, “Hello, Hello, Hello!”The blonde whines, “What? No hello for me?”

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and …