Q: How does a blonde order a root beer?A: Extra large, hold the roots.

A blonde’s car breaks down. A cop pulls up and inquires about the group of naked men standing next to her car.The blonde says, “They’re my emergency flashers.”

A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. “Doc, I’m afraid my typewriter is pregnant.”The doctor asks, “Why in the world would you think that?”She says, “Because it’s started missing its period.”

Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge? For people who don’t drink.

A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!”The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?”“No, I drove here.”

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s …

Q: How does a blonde try to kill a worm? A: Bury it alive!

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!” …

A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde’s e-mail for her. The blonde said, ”Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.”

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on …