Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ”Yes. No. Yes. No.”

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, ”What are you carrying?” ”Melons,” the blonde replies. ”Cool,” the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?” The blonde giggles and says, ”If …

A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the engine jerks and the car slows to a stop. The blonde calls a tow truck. The mechanic sets to work, and 10 minutes later, the car is running again.“What was the matter?” she asks.“Simple really, just …

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she’s 21.

It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out – so she kept putting money in. And since it was such a hot day, a line …

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Sit a kitty beside her.

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL? Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system. ”As soon as I clock off” he said, ”I’m going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that blonde flight attendant.” The horrified flight attendant made a dash …

What do a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? They both have a black box!

One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to …