A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. “That will be $1.08, please,” says the clerk.“What are the eight cents for?” asks the blonde. “It says one dollar right here on the packaging.”“Tax,” replies the clerk.“Gee,” says the blonde, “I thought you just rolled them on …

Q: Why was the blonde late for work?A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.

How do you stop a blonde tank? Shoot the people pushing it!

Q: Why doesn’t a blonde talk during sex?A: Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road when her car breaks down. She goes to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, ”My car broke down! I don’t know what to do! Can I stay here for the …

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company. After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had installed 37 poles, and the blonde team had installed 7. The contractor was outraged with the …

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second. An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, …

Why do blondes like sunroofs? More legroom!

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself? She jumped out a basement window!

One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she goes out to the mall and buys a gun. After that she goes to her boyfriend’s house. She busts down the door and points the gun at her head. “What …