She is so blonde, she thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train.”
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Snowblonde
Why does it take longer to make a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head first.
Přečíst celý »Smile If You’re Blonde
Q: Why do blondes smile when lightning flashes?A: Because they think their picture is being taken.
Přečíst celý »Sliding Doors
How are a blonde’s legs like automatic doors? You walk toward them and they open!
Přečíst celý »Sleeping Blonde
Q: Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?A: She forgot to close her eyes.
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Q: Why do blondes wear tampons when they skydive? A: So they don’t whistle on their way down.
Přečíst celý »Skip To My Fool
One day, a blonde was skipping on some train tracks singing “21, 21, 21, 21,…”” Along came a blonde who thought it looked like fun. So she joined in and started singing “21, 21, 21, 21,” and then a train came. The brunette jumped off the tracks but the train …
Přečíst celý »Short Blonde Jokes
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
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Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shirt? It stands for, “Tits Go In Front.”
Přečíst celý »Sex with Leprosy
What did the leper say to the blonde hooker? Keep the tip.
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