What do you call a doll on fire? A Barbie-Q!

Two blondes walked in to a bar…Thought they’d see that coming.

What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men? Their ankles.

Did you hear about the blonde who didn’t catch the joke? It went over her head!

A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried. When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD…”

There were five blondes and one brunette holding onto a rope off the edge of a cliff. But their rope could only bear the weight of of five people. The brunette said, “Save yourselves. I’ll let go.” Impressed by her sacrifice, all of the blondes clapped…

Q: What’s the difference between a rooster and a blonde?

Q: What is black and blue and brown, and lies in a ditch?A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.

Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White? A: They can’t find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

There was a blonde, two brunettes, and redhead in a 400 meter relay. The starter said, “On your mark, get set, go.” The blonde ran all the way around and said, “It was a 400 meter race, wasn’t it?”