Q: What’s the difference between nerdy co-eds and blonde co-eds?A: Nerdy co-eds blow the curve. blondes blow the professor.

Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? A: Artifical intelligence.

Why’d they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too!

Blonde: “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.”Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a cell phone?”Blonde: “They’re too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car.”Psychiatrist: “And do you receive any letters?”Blonde: “No, but I …

Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes A: So they can tell if they’re coming home or going to work.

A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming “lifesaver! lifesaver!” The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks “cherry or grape?”

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled “Viens Chez Moi.” The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, “Come to Me.” So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her …

What’s the difference between a blonde and Windows 95? The blonde operates on more laptops!

Knock knock Who’s there? Britney Spears Britney Spears who? Knock knock Who’s there? Oops I did it again!

What’s blonde and has an IQ of 160? A foursome!