A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor and told him, “The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron.”

Why are Iranians so smart? Because none of them are blonde.

A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette’s boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, “Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I’ll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.”The blonde says, “Don’t …

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.

There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win — they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried …

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.

Q: What do you call a blonde who eats too much? A: Fat.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.

A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad.Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, “Tornado!” The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes.When they realize what has happened, …