How do you keep an idiot busy? (see below) How do you keep an idiot busy? (see above)

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, ”Nein! Nein!” so two guys walk away.

Four blondes drive to a bar in their old pickup truck. Three sit in the cab, and one sits in the bed of the truck. The three blondes go into the bar and order a round of shots. Almost an hour later, the fourth blonde finally joins them. “Where have …

Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? A: “Must be an earthquake.”

Q: Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants? A: They don’t want to pay the flat tax.

Q: What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go? A: A blonde at a flashing red light.

The following sign was posted at a fast-food restaurant owned by two blondes: Parking for drive-through customers only!

How does a blonde spell “farm?” E-I-E-I-O!!

Q: What is the definition of eternity? A: Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes? A: Peroxide.