Q: What is the difference between a brunette and garbage? A: At least the garbage gets taken out once a week.

A brunette is walking through the country when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie says, “You are allowed three wishes. But I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.” The woman says, “OK. Give …

Q: How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? A: Her ears flap.

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet’N Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Q: How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax? A: There’s a stamp on it.

There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope climbing up a mountain. The rope began slipping and breaking. The brunette said, ”Girls, I’m going to let go of the rope since it can’t hold all of us. Your lives are more important to me.” She made a big …

Q: Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? A: They can’t fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

Q: Why do blondes like hearing blonde jokes? A: It makes them feel popular.

Q: Why do blondes smile when there’s lightning? A: They think they’re getting their picture taken.